The Bb Joke.

I've to record this down. For its hilarous...

I was fb-ing , it was super laggy... after a few consective days of finding it laggy, darling gave me a solution. To pluck the cable directly to my lappy. I didnt want to. because i like being free... Free from wires!!!! Dun like to be tied down. But due to e extreme lag I agree.. and to my surprise it went from 54MPS to 100MPS.
*WOW*! I'm fb-ing FAST!
Happy w the connection I had fast speed for the next day... And! His sis complain tt her Iphone cannot connect to wireless, I told her i can connect although wireless is really bloody slow... she said her connection keep dropping... which i had no solution for her.
A few more days went by and suddenly 1 late nite darling return from work at near midnight... i was in e room suddenly!!!!!!!!!! I hear screams n fights n more screams n breaking of glass... I went out to find out they were quarreling over the broadband connection..
It seems tt bcoz darling plug direct to my lappy e wireless have no more connection =.=, I didnt know for i use singtel. not starhub. apprantely SH uses tv pt and modem + router to get wireless.
Singtel uses 1 device router modem wireless all in 1. thus if i plug my wire to my lappy i still have wireless or i can dun plug any wire.
but i didnt knw his was ... well different!
And so i went back home n bring my own wire to have direct connection and his sis can have wireless...
This is when i find out the biggest .... of all times...
Darling must have plug e wrong wire... because all along his comp uses direct and than there's another wire to wireless. thus 2 wires! (attention: his comp had died ages ago no longer in use)
My conclusion is he intended to pull his comp wire to my lappy but pull wrongly... pulled e wireless 1 instead. Causing the big fight.
I only found out when i bought my wire over , while figuring how to plug i realise there's 2 wires there.... *faints*